Online Dating Bingo: Women Seeking Men

JIU JITSU PHOTO WITH CHILD (BUT NOT THEIR CHILD) PHOTO WITH DOG (BUT NOT THEIR DOG) "JUST LOOKING FOR FRIENDS" AND FIRST MESSAGE CALLS YOU BEAUTIFUL OR USES A PET NAME MAIN PHOTO IS AN ANIMAL
ONE OF THE PHOTOS IS JUST A CAR DEFAULT USER ICON (BUT UPSIDE DOWN) "PASSIONATE ABOUT TATTOOS" WELL-KEPT BEARD CLEARLY REVISED PROFILE AFTER A SLEW OF BAD DATES ("DON'T MESSAGE ME IF X, X, X, AND X BOTHER YOU")
MAIN PHOTO: WAY TOO CLOSE TO FACE "CLEVER" COMMENTARY ABOUT HOW TOO MANY PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HEIGHT FREE SPACE: YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE "TRYING TO FIND MY LOBSTER" "GOING TO WHOLE FOODS, WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP ANYTHING?" (THAT'S THE WHOLE PROFILE, WE GET IT, YOU WATCH MASTER OF NONE)
"NON-ANIMAL" IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL ENGAGED IN ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES: BICYCLING, ROCK CLIMBING, TRAVELING, EATING AT A RESTAURANT, COOKING PHOTO WITH WOMAN WHO HAS NOT BEEN IDENTIFIED ALL PHOTOS ARE GROUP PHOTOS AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE "I'M THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE" BUT THERE ARE 4 PEOPLE IN THE PHOTO
LITTLE TO NO PROFILE FILLED OUT - "ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE" CLEARLY HAS RECENTLY REVISED PROFILE AFTER GIVING UP ENTIRELY ON ONLINE DATING GYM PHOTO PHOTOS THAT ARE CLEARLY 5 YEARS OLD MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY INDICATOR (E.G., ENTJ)

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